Monday, January 16, 2006

a big dick

When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a boyfriend.
When I was 18, I got a boyfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a passionate guy with a zest for life.
At 21 I dated a passionate guy, but he was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, he was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a guy with stability.
When I was 24, I found a very stable guy but he was boring. He was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a guy with some excitement.
When I was 26, I found an exciting guy, but I couldn't keep up with him.He rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. He did mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone he met. He made me miserable as often as happy. He was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a guy with some ambition.
When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious guy with his feet planted firmly on the ground and married him. He was so ambitious that he divorced me, took everything I owned, and ran off with my best friend.
Now I am looking for a guy with a big dick.

1 comment:

Shell said...

Hmmmm...seems to me, he was the biggest dick you will ever find LMAO!!! Hi Anji, you tatted the incredibly pink bunny on me saturday...gotta say, I LOVE IT!!!...thank you, and looking forward to working with you in the future with the "fairy" scene I'm working on with my sons girlfriend...I am fairly certain, I am ready to tat my whole back (and theres alot there LOL!!!) was the beef salad??